Dick's Drive-In Haiku.

Ned Emerick, the world's foremost authority on Fast Food poetry, shares with us his mad rhymes.

crispy toasted bun

tasty American cheese

I love Dick's burgers

two cheese, fries, and shake

is that all? yes, that is it.

it's five fourteen sir

at Dick's, I'm in line

will I ever get my food

I am hungry now!

stupid soccer mom

buying Dick's for the whole team

I'm in the wrong line

midnight quest for food

cold wind in dark alley way

tasty warmth in bag

meat and processed cheese

ketchup, mustard, and two buns

Dick's goodness in belly

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