How to play Jelly Belly Roulette.
The following is derived from the Blue Doctors human taste bud experiments. DO try this at home.
Step 1: Aquire some Jelly Bellys
Important: your selection should have a good mix of standard (orange, cherry, lime, etc) and unconventional (popcorn, bubblegum, rootbeer, etc) flavors.
Step 2: Select 3 random jelly beans from the bag
You must do this without looking. They must be three random beans.
Step 3: Choose 1 bean to discard
Look at your three beans and remove one. Choose wisely.
Step 4: Eat the 2 remaining beans at the same time
and brace yourself for either tastyness or pain.
Step 5: Repeat until your gut refuses to cooperate.
Don't think your gut can take it? Return to the main page.
Beware Buttered popcorn and... well, ANYTHING.